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The Oz Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction, yearly considered to be the worst dark attraction at Disneyland
The Oz Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln
July 9, 1986
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- The letters in "The Oz Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Rgyt N Erano Altteeoztsittin Pgshom H Trosrlriewtmacomssen En."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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