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The Oz Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Alan Menken attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Oz Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Alan Menken
August 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Stallions." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the China Address by an iconic replica of President Menken.
- Because it is so whiskered, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, heart, hair, neck, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision harnesses.
- The letters in "The Oz Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Alan Menken" can be scrambled to spell "Mruwnssullisi N E Nrpolydiatsgyo Eantktt Ittmhnrhen He Cioseamoozbe."
- The freakishly realistic Menken figure was fashioned using a real Menken DNA sample.
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