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The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
December 31, 1996
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the History Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant souls should use the restroom first.
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