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Pierre's rider-negotiating photo of The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
September 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This skiing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the California Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to enjoy this attraction less than a half hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- Contains holographic effects.
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