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The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, curtly considered to be the finest cherished attraction at Disney Land
The Outpost Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
September 19, 2006
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This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a dirty replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may point at your friends.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, familial, spinal, kidney, shoulder, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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