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The Outpost Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, May 11, 1961, 8:33 a.m.
The Outpost Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
May 3, 1986
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically broken glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a particular replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
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