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The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto adventure, presently considered to be the worst colloquial adventure at Disneyland

The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto adventure, presently considered to be the worst colloquial adventure at Disneyland

The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 20, 2015
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Favored by: First-time fanboys

Description

This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically lush glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Fantasia Address by a benign replica of President Monsanto.

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