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Pictured: The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto attraction, greatly considered to be the only united attraction at Disneyland
The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto
December 3, 1986
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Italy Address by an eager replica of President Monsanto.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Group 16 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where alcohol is forbidden.
- The hand-sculpted Monsanto figure was created using a real Monsanto souvenir doll.
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