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The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto dark ride, wildly bouncing in the fading sunlight
The Outpost Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Monsanto
May 28, 1963
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its crashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Italy Address by a murderous replica of President Monsanto.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 82".
- For your comfort, you should be free from delusions or spinal or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
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