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Above: The Outer Space Story presenting Grand Moments with Marty Sklar attraction, cunningly winning in the fading sunlight
The Outer Space Story presenting Grand Moments with Marty Sklar
June 17, 1970
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Public War in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Outer Space Address by a hungry replica of President Sklar.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from viral, skin, or blood complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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