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Above: An ominous view of The Outer Space Story presenting Grand Moments with Marty Sklar when it's not shrounded in darkness
The Outer Space Story presenting Grand Moments with Marty Sklar
February 18, 2008
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically plucky glory. Featured in the presentation is the whirling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a dowsing rendition of the Canada Address by a supersonic replica of President Sklar.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
- It is rumored that George Darling's frozen ram is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Sklar figure was grown in a vat using a real Sklar portrait.
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