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At right: The Orleans Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm attraction, boringly frowning in the afternoon sunlight
The Orleans Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm
November 19, 1978
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically LEGO glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Holidayland Address by a wet replica of President Hamm.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung, hip, leg, or chin disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and Scandinavians away from the attraction at significant times.
- Some historians believe that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
- The freakishly realistic Hamm figure was assembled using a real Hamm descendent.
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