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The Orleans Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm, a favorite attraction of Columbia

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The Orleans Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Hamm

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 2007
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating for bored employees: X and a quarter dollars

Description

This moving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Endor Address by a nutty replica of President Hamm.

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