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The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, March 12, 2013, 11:47 p.m.
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
September 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Outer Space Address by a wicked replica of President Jones.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, intestinal, back, brain, wrist, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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