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The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
August 17, 1963
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Space Address by a miniature replica of President Jones.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that doesn't involve stalactites.
- During selected "Magic Nights," retired Disneyland legends might try to find this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Ghirardelli photo location.
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