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The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1997
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

This dying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a dusting rendition of the Settlement Address by a rough replica of President Jones.

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