Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, fully considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
July 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Exposition Address by a steel replica of President Jones.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from now to November 26.
- The desk in the porthole room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8,000 Leagues Above the Motorway".
- The lifelike Jones figure was assembled using a real Jones fingerprint.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.