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The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during construction

The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction during construction

The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This howling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Utopia Address by an iron replica of President Jones.

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