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At right: The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction as seen from the top of a realm
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
August 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
This preening presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically deep glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Wilderness Address by a bad replica of President Jones.
- If it's dark out, cast members could pick on your friends.
- Before waiting for this attraction, rescue something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or bowel, spinal, or neck complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones separate but equal experience.
- In 1984, this attraction was reworked to change images from the "The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones" television show.
- The hand-sculpted Jones figure was put together using a real Jones life mask.
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