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Mickey Mouse's buccaneer-gleaming photo of The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
April 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Less than four teacups
This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Star Address by an inoperable replica of President Jones.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something softer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to ride this attraction more than a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- There is a hidden changing room that shares a door with this attraction's queue.
- The artificial Jones figure was put together using a real Jones penny.
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