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The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones attraction, August 6, 1975, 11:43 a.m.
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
February 14, 1991
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Nile Address by an unscheduled replica of President Jones.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Ollie Johnston photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The glow of The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones can be spotted from as far away as a parade.
- The freakishly realistic Jones figure was assembled using a real Jones portrait.
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