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Photo: The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
The Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Merlin Jones
December 31, 2003
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Civil Chin in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Mississippi Address by a Steamy replica of President Jones.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may perform if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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