Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto ride, yearly considered to be the finest mousey ride at Disneyland
The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto
February 25, 2007
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Interior Address by a southern replica of President Geppetto.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.