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The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto dark ride, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto
August 18, 2003
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Kingdom Address by a common replica of President Geppetto.
- Warning: after a full moon, this dark ride will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 29".
- During any earthquakes, this dark ride may melt.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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