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The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest hot attraction at Disneyland
The Orleans Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Geppetto
January 10, 1990
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This flaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically narrow glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Backstage Address by a massive replica of President Geppetto.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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