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At right: A zany view of The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
March 9, 1971
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a primeval replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives can't repeatedly ride this ride just a minute before park closing.
- Ride may be too startling for young children.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an outdated ride, guests are required to warn themed waivers.
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