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A zany view of The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps

At right: A zany view of The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps

The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 9, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine magics

Description

This warning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a primeval replica of President Lincoln.

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