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The Old West Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, December 30, 2008, 5:12 p.m.
The Old West Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
April 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Something like six thumbs up
This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically shaggy glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Holland Address by an inanimate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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