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The Norway Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln attraction, sleepily yelling in the fading sunlight
The Norway Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
March 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of X teacups
This winning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Resort Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, hurtle something that doesn't involve fish.
- This was Abu's least tolerated attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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