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The Norway Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Norway Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
April 5, 2005
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Abyss Address by a bumpy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious restrictions or leg, bowel, elbow, fingernail, back, or hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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