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The Norway Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln dark ride during construction
The Norway Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
June 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Five and a quarter reviews
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the College Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Dark ride is closed for improvements from May 14 to November 4 (or a similar date).
- In 1989, this dark ride was updated to add additional artwork that could be viewed as sexist.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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