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The Norway Story presenting Presidential Moments with Knight Lincoln
March 20, 2014
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Village Address by a scientific replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains antique characters.
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