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Above: The Norway Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Roy Disney attraction, terminally rotting in the fading sunlight
The Norway Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Roy Disney
September 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
First-time service animals
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Atlantis Address by a cool replica of President Disney.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- Explosions may be too boring for immature adults.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to keep your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's false façade, you may be able to see the populated bit.
- The animatronic Disney figure was created using a real Disney face mask.
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