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The Norway Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Roy Disney
March 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Séance Address by an angry replica of President Disney.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Lillian interaction place.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret members-only Nightclub 63 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where liquor is free.
- The freakishly realistic Disney figure was grown in a vat using a real Disney descendent.
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