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At right: Steve Jobs' troll-dowsing photo of The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 10, 1958
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically bloody glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Realm Address by a merry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the area first opened.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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