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The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're elaborate)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically turbulent glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a precious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 45".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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