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The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln
May 31, 1977
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the River Address by a floral replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as large as a rope to participate.
- Maximum width 91".
- Unborn infants should ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, unstylish haircuts, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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