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The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Darth Vader
The Norway Story presenting Disnified Moments with Darth Lincoln
July 12, 1965
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Prairie Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you find terrifying, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- During bad weather, this adventure may become a water adventure.
- This adventure exits into a shop.
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