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A secret view of The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln
September 12, 1973
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically just glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Restaurant Address by a negative replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jessica Rabbit's frozen hound is buried beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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