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The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie, a favorite attraction of Chernabog

The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie, a favorite attraction of Chernabog

The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're portentous)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Popular with: Spendthrift tourists

Description

This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Territory Address by an eerie replica of President Jessie.

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