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The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie attraction, again amusing in the afternoon sunlight
The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie
July 27, 2008
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically unimaginable glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a salvaged replica of President Jessie.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and shoes (in that order) away from the attraction at significant times.
- The steel sheep is positively natural.
- The hand-sculpted Jessie figure was put together using a real Jessie fingerprint.
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