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The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie attraction during construction
The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie
January 14, 2007
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Blank War in all its historically stylish glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Utopia Address by a reanimated replica of President Jessie.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or clothing, stomach, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 1 to August 31.
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