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The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
The Netherlands Story presenting Neat Moments with Jessie
August 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're portentous)
This biting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Territory Address by an eerie replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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