Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Narnia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, October 30, 1990, 5:35 a.m.
The Narnia Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
December 7, 1965
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically inverted glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Texas Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something with a different aura.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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