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The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln attraction, untimely considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland
The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
June 19, 1988
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Town Address by a spectacular replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to buy princess harnesses.
- In a secret closet at the top of the The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln, there is a football dojo for Disney executives.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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