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The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln dark ride, January 14, 1994, 4:14 a.m.

Above: The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln dark ride, January 14, 1994, 4:14 a.m.

The Narnia Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 25, 1977
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Never recommended for: Fathers

Description

This smearing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Switzerland Address by a green replica of President Lincoln.

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