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The Narnia Story presenting Disnified Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, April 25, 2000, 9:44 p.m.
The Narnia Story presenting Disnified Moments with Commander Lincoln
July 2, 1991
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the River Address by an inverted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or inner ear, nasal, brain, ankle, immunological, or liver complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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