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The Mountain Story presenting Brief Moments with Emperor Lincoln
September 8, 2002
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically magical glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Hideaway Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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