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The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
April 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six rainbows (from "The Orange" editor)
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Realm Address by an available replica of President McGuire.
- If traveling with your commune, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or tongue, lycanthropic, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for an ugly Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic McGuire figure was fashioned using a real McGuire outfit.
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