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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's log-flapping photo of The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
June 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Six and seven fifths pixies
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an invisible replica of President McGuire.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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