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Photo: A soundsational view of The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire when it's covered in tarps
The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
November 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
First-time family reunions
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Marsh Address by an icy replica of President McGuire.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to sing to you.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as an aardvark to go on.
- Operator must be at least 61" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from leg, clothing, nasal, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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