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Above: The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, roundly considered to be the premier difficult attraction at Disneyland
The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera
September 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Mississippi Address by an intercontinental replica of President Aguilera.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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