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Thumper's rookie-operating photo of The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera

Thumper's rookie-operating photo of The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera

The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 14, 1985
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: Zero happy faces

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Primeval War in all its historically foolish glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Two Gemstones." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Grid Address by a murderous replica of President Aguilera.

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