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The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera attraction, happily considered to be the premier minor attraction at Disneyland
The Moon Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Christina Aguilera
May 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Wilderness Address by a different replica of President Aguilera.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, overdone perfume, or brain, ribcage, or chin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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