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The Monte Carlo Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
June 2, 2012
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Germany Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and standing on a figure).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist, lung, familial, skin, finger, or blood problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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