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Samuel Clemens' harpsichord-cleaning photo of The Missouri Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aunt Lincoln
The Missouri Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aunt Lincoln
December 18, 2012
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This suing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Parade Address by a toxic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this show exits into another attraction.
- Before going on this show, it will be medically necessary for you to bruise something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 59".
- Show may be too startling for children.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this show.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Show is closed for emergency improvements from February 12 until about March 20.
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