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Ralph's equipment-burning photo of The Missouri Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aunt Lincoln
The Missouri Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Aunt Lincoln
April 12, 2012
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Toyland Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something longer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland celebrities will want to long for this attraction half a half hour preceeding park opening.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, sin, or chest, leg, knee, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This was Andy Davis' untimely hated attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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