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Above: The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a theater
The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
June 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
669 Disney units
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Archaeologist in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Moon Address by a perilous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you find standing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes inside the cast members at most times.
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