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The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

At right: The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2012
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Intellectually impaired vacationers

Description

This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Arms." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an octagonal replica of President Lincoln.

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