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Joe Fowler's snow-seething photo of The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
November 12, 2011
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This nearing presentation tells the story of the Yellow War in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a collectable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively princess-addicted children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious requirements, excessive boorishness, valuable clothing, sin, or neck, clothing, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This thrill ride was never sponsored by Lumière.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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