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The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary

The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary

The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1988
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Retirees

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Midwest Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.

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