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The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Monsanto

The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Monsanto

The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 5, 1956
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

This elevating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically underwater glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.

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