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A secondary view of The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
August 26, 1968
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Anaheim Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 54".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to obtain themed belts.
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