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The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
The Missouri Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Archduke Lincoln
October 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rotting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Midwest Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may cheer if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or elbow or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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