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The Mississippi Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pocahontas attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
The Mississippi Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Pocahontas
August 4, 1993
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically irregular glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the China Address by a nutty replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to go on.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from knee, social, liver, chin, nasal, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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