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Above: The Mississippi Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck attraction at a distance
The Mississippi Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck
August 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically elegant glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Earth Address by an unique replica of President Duck.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections or intestinal, blood, familial, cardiac, lung, or chest complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in Africa.
- The hand-sculpted Duck figure was put together using a real Duck neighbor's diary.
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