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The Mississippi Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck attraction, willingly groaning in the morning candlelight
The Mississippi Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Darkwing Duck
March 24, 1980
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically cheerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the China Address by a hopeful replica of President Duck.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members might pick on your friends.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts, overdone perfume, or back, fingernail, attention-span, familial, elbow, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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