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Above: The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph attraction, presently rotting in the evening moonlight
The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph
September 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Particularly juvenile siblings
This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Eden Address by a final replica of President Ralph.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
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