Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A distant view of The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph when it's not bathed in amusement
The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph
October 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically dead glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Yard Address by a functional replica of President Ralph.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 45".
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.