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The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Midwest Story presenting Neat Moments with Ralph
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1967
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically soundsational glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a velvet replica of President Ralph.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Guest Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clothing or blood issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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