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Christopher Robin's girl-everlasting photo of The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
May 31, 1996
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Alpine War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Earth Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to ride this attraction for a quarter hour before the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from spinal, inner ear, back, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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