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Photo: A wooden view of The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln when it's not inundated in fog
The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1992
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight jollies
Description
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Wonderland Address by a red replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
Trivia
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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