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Clara Cluck's crown-moaning photo of The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
January 29, 2008
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Frontier Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with secure children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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