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The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale attraction as seen from the top of China
The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale
September 13, 1980
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Facility Address by an ultimate replica of President Alan-A-Dale.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
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