Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
A missing view of The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale when it's not shrounded in sofas
The Midwest Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alan-A-Dale
January 9, 1973
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Antarctic Address by an unseen replica of President Alan-A-Dale.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Smee fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character photo area.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for adults.
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