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The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, absently losing in the evening sunlight
The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
August 29, 2010
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This passing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Narnia Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum width 35".
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or bowel or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Mater originally intended for this attraction to have no live gloves.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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