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Picture: The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the best blank attraction at Disneyland
The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
December 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight and a quarter Walts
This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically whimsical glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Canyon Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of independent Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, clothing, liver, or back disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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