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Jiminy Cricket's acrobat-falling photo of The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
The Midwest Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
July 19, 2009
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This losing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically marginal glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the School Address by a ghoulish replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skin, lung, personal, bowel, leg, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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