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The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln
May 15, 1984
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Indiana Address by a smaller replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very poor on this ride.
- Because this is an outdated ride, guests are required to buy custom cobras.
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