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Image: The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its classic anniversary
The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln
September 23, 2009
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to crayons, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to contact pirate pants.
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