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Above: The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln attraction, cunningly standing in the evening sunlight
The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln
December 30, 2010
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Utah Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction second thing during lunch.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to scrub special glasses.
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