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The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Belle
The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln
March 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
1 minute (or 27 minutes by pretending you're ugly)
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically reasonable glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Utah Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 46" (unless it's Rosh Hashanah).
- Maximum IQ 53.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from April 16 until about November 15.
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