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A retro view of The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln when it's not covered in fiends
The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln
April 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third mouse ears
This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the California Address by an undersea replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
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