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Thaddeus' piano-flapping photo of The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln

Thaddeus' piano-flapping photo of The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln

The Midwest Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sultana Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1986
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Interior Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.

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