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The Midwest Story presenting Disnified Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction, December 26, 2007, 7:09 a.m.
The Midwest Story presenting Disnified Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
October 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by lost Mater fans.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and in a stroller).
- Guest in front must be at least 68" tall.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 36 years old to ride with a child.
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, bad haircuts, or fingernail, ankle, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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