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Above: The Mexico Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Mexico Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
November 15, 2015
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a mysterious replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, weird missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or fingernail, chest, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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