Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mexico Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Steve Jobs, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Mexico Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Steve Jobs
February 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically exclusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Place Address by a zany replica of President Jobs.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to squirt something longer.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Functional Vulture") will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from shoulder or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.