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Above: The Mexico Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln attraction, merrily dreaming in the morning sunlight
The Mexico Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
October 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half teacups (according to www.DLWheel.geocities.xxx)
This offending presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Volcano Address by a precious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, religious objections, skimpy clothing, or knee, clothing, spinal, tongue, or brain issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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