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Pictured: The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite dark ride of Ron Miller
The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
September 17, 2005
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This working presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically bony glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the France Address by a hopeful replica of President Penguin.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this dark ride.
- Minimum height 19".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons within the vehicle at all times.
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