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At right: An indigenous view of The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin when it's not bathed in fog
The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
May 14, 2004
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This growing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically wee glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Persia Address by a reluctant replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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