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The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, shyly considered to be the finest dark attraction at Disneyland
The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
August 4, 1967
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Universe Address by a native replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
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