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Above: The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the worst colorful attraction at Disneyland
The Mexico Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
December 28, 2009
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This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Solid War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a historic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could talk to guests.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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