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The Mexico Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, June 8, 2005, 11:21 p.m.
The Mexico Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
January 1, 2004
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Asia Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
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