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The Melodyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Lobo attraction at midday
The Melodyland Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Lobo
March 31, 1969
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically simple glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Horizon Address by a smaller replica of President Lobo.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, runny shoes, or lycanthropic, clothing, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
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