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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, longingly crooning in the shrouded park light
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
January 18, 1972
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically classical glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 15 to March 7.
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