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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln thrill ride, grandly groaning in the shrouded park light

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln thrill ride, grandly groaning in the shrouded park light

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 1, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Jail Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.

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