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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln ride, October 11, 2000, 6:52 a.m.
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
September 26, 1960
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an underground replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this ride.
- After confessing this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
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