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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1964
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Four Disneys (from "The Computer" gossip column)

Description

This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its visiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the New Orleans Address by a vengeful replica of President Lincoln.

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