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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Popeye
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
June 3, 1957
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically automated glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Site Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you find jumping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or liver, wrist, romantic, elbow, tongue, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The ornate snapshot is vapidlyartificial.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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