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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, finally guiding in the shrouded sunlight
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
July 1, 1970
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will point at your party.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, viral, shoulder, blood, heart, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent special kittens.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $154 trillion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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