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At right: The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
March 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the India Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with a different aura.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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