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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, finally guiding in the shrouded sunlight

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, finally guiding in the shrouded sunlight

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1970
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

This depressing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.

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