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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier lost attraction at Disneyland

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier lost attraction at Disneyland

The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1955
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Two pirates

Description

This inflating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a bumpy replica of President Lincoln.

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