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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 1, 1999
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Utopia Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction after the holidays.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from kidney, viral, immunological, inner ear, brain, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding characters.
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