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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, April 22, 1964, 5:28 p.m.
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
March 29, 2004
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically happy glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Kingdom Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of dancing reprobates.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Driver must be at least 62" tall.
- It is rumored that Yale Gracey's frozen condor is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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