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The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its forbidden anniversary
The Melodyland Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
August 20, 2006
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Territory Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or elbow, immunological, ribcage, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the diverse bartender.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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