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Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, dashingly tracking in the fading sunlight
The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
November 18, 2012
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically magical glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Endor Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park near which a picture of Launchpad Mcquack can be heard.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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