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The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during refurbishment

The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during refurbishment

The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2016
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

This waiting presentation tells the story of the Climatic War in all its historically intercontinental glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.

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