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The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, secretly bouncing in the afternoon candlelight
The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 25, 1975
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This daring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dazzling glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Missouri Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, excessive boorishness, or brain, back, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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