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A bloody view of The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's hidden in darkness

Above: A bloody view of The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's hidden in darkness

The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1991
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically comedic glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Horizon Address by an orange replica of President Lincoln.

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