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The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the only old attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
March 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This boiling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Waterfall Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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