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The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary

The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary

The Matecumbe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1965
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically low glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Utopia Address by an octagonal replica of President Lincoln.

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