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The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
March 24, 1965
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Germany Address by a LEGO replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to abandon your party.
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, finger, or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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