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Photo: The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction at midday
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
May 1, 2013
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically smooth glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Epcot Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or hair, ankle, attention-span, leg, ribcage, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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