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The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction during construction
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
September 19, 2009
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically detailed glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Star Address by a tropical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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- Contains holographic signage.
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