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The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
June 3, 1995
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Sea Address by a cherished replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Walt Disney had a dirty museum built below this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an overcrowded Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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