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Pictured: The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
August 27, 1994
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This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically stained glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Critter Country Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- No texting or churros allowed.
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