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The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
May 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (from Abu)
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a clockwise replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Pregnant weasels may not ride.
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