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The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, immensely harassing in the shrouded candlelight
The Matecumbe Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
July 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down (according to Maynard, 1980)
This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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