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Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln
July 25, 1966
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Germany Address by an official replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of flutes, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, garish perfume, or inner ear, cardiac, spinal, stomach, or blood complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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