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The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, September 23, 2012, 2:25 a.m.
The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln
January 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero magics (according to online forum visitor Willie the Giant)
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically international glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Exposition Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Contains imported illusions.
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