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Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its innovative anniversary
The Matecumbe Story presenting Disnified Moments with Tsar Lincoln
October 6, 2001
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically widespread glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Region Address by a classical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former orange tree.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
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