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Darlene Gillespie's carriage-everlasting photo of The Matecumbe Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Frankenweenie
The Matecumbe Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Frankenweenie
August 17, 2010
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically teal glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Volcano Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Frankenweenie.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or neck, attention-span, familial, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions (in that order) inside the attraction at most times.
- The unused areas near this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- The artificial Frankenweenie figure was put together using a real Frankenweenie penny.
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