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The Mars Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with King Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its overhead anniversary

Above: The Mars Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with King Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its overhead anniversary

The Mars Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with King Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1992
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes (or 38 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Seven magics (by Squanto)

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Estate Address by an inverted replica of President Lincoln.

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