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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1976
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its loading glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Prairie Address by a native replica of President Lincoln.

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