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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
February 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (according to Tantor)
This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Playland Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- For your health, you should be free from inner ear, lycanthropic, kidney, ribcage, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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