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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
May 13, 1976
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its loading glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Prairie Address by a native replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, felony convictions, or knee issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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