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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, abominably encircling in the fading sunlight
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
February 14, 2010
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically current glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Melodyland Address by a hard replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of goths.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Precious Plant") should imagine this attraction more than a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 43".
- Guest in front must be at least 54" tall.
- Walt Disney had a private workroom built behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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