Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
December 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the whirling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Village Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo place.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Walt Disney had a private dining room planned for the space above this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.