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Above: The Mars Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
The Mars Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
April 11, 1956
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically particular glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Paris Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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